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The Dolphins Nearly Pulled It Off This Time. Honestly!

The Flying Bag of Penis that is the Miami Dolphins nearly went and fucked things up by almost winning a game yesterday. But Suck For Luck is alive and well after the New York Giants woke up from their zombie-like state and handed Miami their seventh loss of the season...
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Two Hooves Up: Edge Steak & Bar Knocks Our Bibs Off

Ah, isn't it refreshing when you dine at a restaurant and leave thinking, "that was worth every penny and pound and I'd do it again in a heartbeat"? Such was the case at Edge Steak & Bar. The amount of praise I have for this beacon of gastronomic hope in...
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Anorexic Anna and Other Characters Sesame Street Should Introduce

American kids are hungry. Well, at least 16 million of them. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, that's how many children are "food insecure," including Sesame Street's newest character, Lily. Lily will represent a growing number of kids who don't know where their next meal is coming from or...
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LeBron’s Energy Strips Want You to “Take a Sheet in the Pool”

LeBron James, being the business mogul that he is, and his partners launched Sheets energy strips earlier this year. They're like those dissolvable breath freshener strips, except they contain caffeine and other energy supplements.Well, someone in the marketing department over at Sheets HQ really, really finds the fact that sheet...
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Miami International is America’s Sixth Most Dangerous Airport

Sometimes it seems Miami International Airport is in the business of landing spots on various unflattering lists rather than landing plans. Well, they really could pay better attention to that whole landing airplanes thing, because according to Travel & Leisure, MIA is the sixth most dangerous airport in America...
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Ten Things You Learn Serving Miami-Dade Jury Duty

Silently judging other people is one of my top ten favorite activities of all time, but I was still a bit nervous when I found out I'd been called for the very first time to the Richard E. Gerstein Justice Building to serve my civic duty of jury service.Well, yesterday...
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Red the Steakhouse’s Peter Vauthy Butchers About Ten Grand in Beef

Red the Steakhouse chef/partner Peter Vauthy invited Short Order into his kitchen to watch the arrival of about 90 pounds of Wagyu beef. We asked him to explain Wagyu versus Kobe and why we should pay top dollar for the Wagyu experience.Vauthy gets his meat from Lone Mountain Ranch in New Mexico, which has...
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Herman Cain is Now Leading in Florida

Suggesting that yesterday's national poll may not have been some sort of insane statistical outlier, a new poll from American Research Group of likely Florida primary voters shows that Herman Cain is now on top of the heap in Florida. He leads Mitt Romney by six points. Meanwhile, the rise...