Ten Worst Foodie Christmas Tree Ornaments, Epic Fails

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8. Sub Sandwich

When we were little our older cousin left one of these on a deli tray at a family party. We ate it. The whole thing. In one bite. You ever spit blood on a white dress in the front pew of church at Christmas Mass? Let's just say exorcisms are more fun to watch on tv.

7. Pretzel

This is about as nice to look at as a bag full of ass warts. Refund!

6. Margarita

When your gay uncle is just not gay enough.

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