Kourtney, Khloe Kardashian Dine at DeVito South Beach

In case you were busy doing something really important--you know, healing the sick, raising the dead, weaving your belly button lint into a throw rug--you may have missed another pair of pouty-lipped, self-reverential girlbots strutting their cosmetically enhanced stuff on South Beach. I mean, how many grains of sand are there on the beach, anyway?

But maybe not last Friday, when those krazy Kardashians, Kourtney and Khloe, showed up at -- where else? -- DeVito South Beach to shoot an episode of their E! Entertainment reality show, Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, which is apparently about their clothes, their shoes, their guys, their hair, their issues and. . . ah, them. Them, them, them, them, them.

Got that?

If indeed we all are what we eat, one of them is an old school

meatball, the other a four-cheese tortelloni in black truffle cream

sauce. (We'll leave it to those better-versed in the science of

celebritology to determine which is which.) Some burrata and tomato

salad also got eaten, as did some s'mores and pink cotton candy, some

Laurent Perrier Rosé got guzzled, lots of pix got taken and a grand old

time was most assuredly had by all. Kourtney was even said to oozed

that the restaurant was the best she'd been to in, like, "forever."

Isn't that just so cooool?

Ah, listen, girls: When you're done taking our fair city, would you please give it back?

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