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Exxxotica 2012: A Foodie's Guide

Exxxotica Expo 2012 hits the Miami Beach Convention Center this weekend.

If you're going, expect to find gorgeous men and women wearing everything from full bondage leather to nothing but a little duck tape (we don't want to be around when she pulls the tape off).

In addition to seminars discussing everything from making amateur videos to how surgically enhancing yourself could lead to better sex, live entertainment, and appearances by your favorite adult film stars (who generally charge $10 for a photo of them on your lap), Exxxotica is also something like the largest adult toy store in the world.

Everything from whips and leather to feathers and glitter were available for purchase, as well as things you didn't think you'd need (but might come in handy) like performance enhancing supplements and hangover remedies.

We perused the various booths in search of the most incredible edibles designed to help turn bedtime into playtime. Here's what we found.

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times. She has been featured on Cooking Channel's Eat Street and Food Network's Great Food Truck Race. She won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature about what it's like to wait tables.
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