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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Arrested: 4/15
Charges: Tampering with Physical Evidence
Don’t go too overboard with your neck tattoo, or else you’ll wind up with what looks like permanent chin pubes on your face.
Arrested: 4/11
Charges: Strongarm Robbery and Battery
Probably the last think you’ll notice about this mugshot is her complete lack of eyebrows, so just pointing that out for you.
Arrested: 4/11
Charges: Organized Fraud, Grand Theft, Possession of a Stolen or Fake Driver’s License
Ok, we’ve seen lip rings before, but never a bar directly though the middle of the lip. Is this some sort of anti-kissing chastity device?
Arrested: 4/10
Charges: Grand Theft and Criminal Mischief
Sometimes more is more, and we have to say these two tacky hair dyes look better together than they would alone.
Arrested: 4/11
Charges: Cannabis Possession with Intent to Sell
In his defense, with those bangs, it’s possible he couldn’t really see what he was possessing or selling.
Arrested: 4/17
Charges: Cocaine Possession and Drug Paraphernalia Possession
How does one end up with hair like this? Do you go to the salon and say, “Yeah, I want my hair to look like an old kitchen rag that got used to clean up a massive Kool Aid spill at a three-year-old’s birthday party?
Arrested: 4/10
Charges: Cocaine Possession
Have you ever seen someone look so over everything before?
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