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With ticket prices for Monday’s College Football Playoff National Championship game between the Miami Hurricanes and Indiana Hoosiers hitting astronomical highs, Canes fans are apparently willing to put their bodies (and vehicles) on the line to watch the team bring their first national title home in 25 years.
Thanks to a combination of factors — including the long odds of underdog Miami playing a national championship game on its home turf — Monday night’s game at Hard Rock Stadium is shaping up to be the most expensive CFP title game ever, with get-in prices nearly double those of last year’s Notre Dame–Ohio State matchup. Luckily, Canes fans can save up on travel and splurge on tickets. Indiana, with the largest alumni base in the country, is playing in its first national title game in program history.
After New Times reported on the astronomical get-in price of around $3,000, some readers said they would sell their organs, their genitalia, or their firstborn child, to raise enough cash to buy a ticket and watch the Canes bring home a title.
Evidently, desperate times call for desperate measures.
Need a Kidney?
“I have two very healthy kidneys that are available,” a comment reads. “I always drink lots of water and barely drink alcohol. Please let me know if there are any takers. LMAOOOOOO”
“I have an extra kidney who needs it,” one wrote.
Another added, “That’s why we got two kidneys!”
“That’s why God gave me two kidneys, ” an Instagram user commented. “Gods plan they say.”
“Already sold my girlfriend’s kidney,” a person said.
Serious Inquiries Only
“Wish my liver was worth more,” a user said.
“…..Non alcoholic here perfectly fine liver only 28 year for more information DM Me,” one chimed in.
“Anyone trading tickets for a gently used spleen?” one asked. “No upper bowl or end zone!”
“Organs for sale!” another announced. “Hit the inbox.”
“There’s some peoples organs I know I can sell,” one added.
X-Rated
“I’d sell my left testicle to be at this game,” a user admitted.
“Worth it,” one proclaimed. “I’m selling my dick.”
“I sold my penis but it only got me a parking pass…” an Instagram user confessed.
