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WTF Florida Friday: Meth-Heads With Toilets, Stabber Babysitters, and Taco Bell Butts

A lot of weird things happen in Florida. We're here every Friday morning to give you the week's weirdest.

This week, that includes meth-heads armed with a toilet, a babysitter who stabbed a DILF, and a gross story about butts in a Taco Bell that probably doesn't end how you think it will.

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Kyle Munzenrieder