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Where in the hell is Hugo Chavez?
The normally voluble Venezuelan president has been missing for nearly a month. The official explanation is that he’s recovering from surgery to remove a pelvic abscess in Cuba, but rumors abound.
Is he pissing into the Mississippi to make it flood? Is he hand-delivering Domino’s to buddy Muammar Gaddafi in his Libyan handout? Or is he somewhere else bathing in a tub of crude oil?
Keep an eye out this week for more installments in our Where in the World is Hugo? blog series.
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