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Have you ever seen a zombie movie? The zombies usually get shot. Which is a pretty good reason never to roam the streets pretending to be a zombie any other day besides Halloween. Vitaly Zdorovetskiy learned the lesson the hard way, as he taped his exploits chasing after people in zombie mode to poke fun at Miami’s recent “zombie” case. It did not end well.
“Very Dangerous Prank! Almost Got Shot at 2:00! DO NOT TRY IT!” the amateur bodybuilder and recent arrestee writes. He also almost gets a basketball lobbed at this head later on.
We’re not particularly sure why Zdorovetskiy only decided to stalk African Americans. We’re glad he didn’t actually get shot, but somehow a little disappointed he didn’t take that basketball to the face.
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