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In honor of New Times Best of Miami issue, we’ve decided to wrap up things on Riptide this week by awarding our posts this weeks with completely meaningless merits. Click through to find out who wins. I’m sure you’ll be super surprised.
- Best Media hissy fit involving Bill O’Reilly and Rick Sanchez.
- Best team of mobile cat killers. Best Broward copy cat killers that are actually dogs.
- Best suspected coke-happy tennis player blaming DJ Bob Sinclar.
- Best Mega TV host getting angry her nudie pictures are all over the internet.
- Best allegedly fake Baron who’s all up in Dwyane Wade’s business.
- Best launch of an all new alt-weekly.
- Best city ordinance which will finally offer benefits to employee’s same-sex partners.
- Best Hugo Chavez freak out.
- Best Mr. Clucky who wants to turn his sudden uber-Fame into something good.
- Best ‘Best of’ award winner suing NBC, his former employer.
- Best local police miscalculation involving graffiti crews.
- Best politician who should seriously think less about running for Senate, and more about a job at ESPN.