The Republican Party of Florida is hosting a big shindig for the youngins next month in Orlando calledDrive the Discussion '09
, and they have concocted one of the most spectacular three ring circus of speakers ever to grace a political stage.
to be confused with Marco Rubio) will be speaking at the event. He is
13 year olds, and all the jokes I have are horrible. That being said,
he probably makes more sense than half the current adult leaders of the
this three ring circus will be Miss California Carrie Prejean, noted
opponent of opposite marriage. An actual political party that wants to
be taken seriously has invited her to be a guest speaker, because...
uh... I... Trying to explain the phenomenon of Carrie Prejean leaves me
stumbling over words, hey, just like she did. Amazingly, Prejean agreed
to attend even though the event is being held at the Gaylord Palms
Resort. I am glad to see she can put aside her differences with
gaylords for this very important event.
these are the people (to review: a plastic-faced fame whore, a
13-year-old, and a dumb beauty queen) who will turn around the
Republican parties' fortunes in Florida by inspiring the young people.
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