Magic City Kitty: Is Her Vibrator the Terminator?

Hello, Kitty: My girlfriend recently bought a vibrator and I don't know what to think of it. She's never told me she wanted (or needed) sexual help from an electronic device, and I've never been a fan of something I think is kind of a substitute for what's in my...
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Hello, Kitty: My girlfriend recently bought a vibrator and I don’t know what to think of it. She’s never told me she wanted (or needed) sexual help from an electronic device, and I’ve never been a fan of something I think is kind of a substitute for what’s in my pants. So when she whipped it out at dinner, gloating about her new toy, I wasn’t so excited. I questioned her (maybe a little too harshly, but I was upset) and she claims it’s just for when I’m not home and that it will only lead to more sex. I don’t see how; I think the machine will satisfy her. I’m totally tempted to trash the thing, but I know that’s wrong. Tell me, what’s the word on these vibrators? Should I take her new purchase as a sign I’m not doing my job in the bedroom?

Toby Replaste

Read Kitty’s answer here.

(And follow the same Kitty on Twitter here)

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