Miami Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison, subject of this week's feature story, "Tweeter in Chief", is one of the most outspoken and freewheeling dudes in Major League Baseball. He tweets crazy shit, he speaks his mind when questioned by reporters, and goes all out when photographed for the cover of your friendly local alt-weekly.

How did we convince LoMo to don a shell bikini and sultrily hold a trident in a send-up of Kate Upton's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover, you ask?

It was really, really easy. Here's a little video we made of the shoot.

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