Welcome to The Greatest Event In The History of Your Life! It's the LeBron James The Decision live-blog. Because an event this monumental must be live-blogged, even if he decides to screw the city of Miami over.
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9:07: This LeBron special needs more Wolf Blitzer polling a
confused senior citizens panel with touch screen voting controllers.
9:10: Broussard sticking to his guns that should LeBron choose Miami, they're going to destroy everyone with their gigantic nutsacks. BELIEVE.
9:11: People are afraid there won't be enough shots to around for Wade and LeBron and Bosh on a nightly basis here in Miami. And by "shots," I mean "boobies."
9:13: Stuart Scott just gave the tease: LeBron will choose next!
Wade. James. Bosh. Holy shitwaffles. Tonight could be the night every Heat fan
will finally know what it feels like to be a Yankee fan, except without the
douchey sense of entitlement.
9:15: What are the odds LeBron comes out and Mel Gibson's this
thing? "I will be going to Chicago. But you will blow me first!"
9:27: Here we go... breath held... grab somebody's hand... say your prayers.... the decision in The Decision is.........: MIAMI HEAT!!!!!
LEBRON JAMES IS COMING TO MIAMI!!!! NEW YORK MAY NOW FEEL FREE TO SUCK IT.