How The Man With A "Fuck You" Neck Tattoo Stole Mugshots Friday

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that...

By Gus Garcia-Roberts

November 4, 2011

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 10/30

Charged with: Battery

Sorry, hipster prospector...

Arrested: 10/29

Charged with: Petty Theft

Sorry, quizzical NBA lockout Edgar Allen Poe...

Arrested: 11/3

Charged with: Possession of cocaine and marijuana with intent to deliver, resisting officer without violence to his person

Sorry, fellow doing interesting things with undershirts...

Arrested: 10/29

Charged with: Battery

Sorry, dude who is so thugged out it literally hurts...

Arrested: 10/28

Charged with: Grand theft third degree, battery on law enforcement officer, criminal mischief with damages exceeding $1,000

Sorry, guy with "100% Goon" tattooed above his eyebrow who's been here before...

Arrested: 10/28

Charged with: Possession of cocaine

Sorry, soulmate of the last guy...

Arrested: 10/25

Charged with: Burglary of an occupied dwelling

Sorry, modern cowboy...

Arrested: 10/31

Charged with: Disorderly intoxication

You are all very worthy mugshots. But this was the week a man with "Fuck You" tattooed on his neck was arrested...

Arrested: 10/28

Charged with: Disorderly intoxication

Twice. Selfish bastard.

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