In fact, McDaniel looks like a lot of things and a lot of people. Here are some of the favorite comparisons we found around the web.
Why does Mike McDaniel look like a Starbucks barista pic.twitter.com/GNb8WOLMnY— 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝¹⁰ ❄️❄️ (@CamToEdelman) February 10, 2022
Starbucks BaristaMike McDaniel totally looks his he has your order of a "venti Americano with four pumps of vanilla and light soy" memorized. He just sees your name printed on the mobile order ticket and says, "Say less, fam."
McDaniel looks like he just works at Starbucks to fund his band's studio time. And he looks like he's thinking about poetry at all times.
Mike McDaniel looks like a Spencers employee https://t.co/bfCHD3Azxc— AcEz (@AcEz_ET) February 12, 2022
Spencer's EmployeeMike McDaniel looks like he worked at Spencer's by choice. Young Mike McDaniel looks like he got a job at the mall for the sole purpose of picking up girls and rarely did any work at all.
We're not accusing McDaniel of a crime, but we can envision a world where someone who looks like him has a side operation selling weed secretly stuffed in whoopie cushions.
Mike McDaniels looks like what Henry Cavill would look like if he played Captain America before he was injected with the super serum. pic.twitter.com/ICwZ3uIiAD— Quinn Foster (@QuintenBlake) February 7, 2022
The Superhero or VillianThe origin story of every superhero starts with a guy who looks like Mike McDaniel: He's either the nice guy in the office who secretly fights crime on the side, or he's the jaded computer scientist who has been planning a sophisticated operation to take down Gotham for years.
Either way, McDaniel has the face of a man who lives a secret life. He is up to something. We're just unsure if that something is good or bad.
Mike McDaniel in the year 2000 looks like he absolutely had Eminem Slipknot and Korn posters on his wall 🤣 pic.twitter.com/e6t5iOwlmZ— Big Blue All Year (@BigBlueAllYear) February 13, 2022
Jackass Cast MemberEarly 2000s Mike McDaniel looks like he was best friends with Steve-O from Jackass, and they absolutely bumped Eminem and Rage Against the Machine at house parties. McDaniel could totally be an ex-skater boy who appeared in an Avril Lavigne video we all forgot about. He looks like he told people on the basketball court that he was the Denver Broncos ball boy, because he balls, boy.
We all knew a 2000s Mike McDaniel. We just don't know the one who is the coach of the Miami Dolphins now.
Car Dealership General ManagerMike McDaniel gives off serious car dealership vibes. He makes you like him to the point that you're worried that you're a sucker, and the entire time he was playing you to like him. He looks the part of a man who has mastered the art of the deal and will swindle you on the interest rates, or make you believe you got "free" leather seats.
McDaniel is a man of many faces and a bonafide wordsmith. Let's just hope that come September he looks like a head coach of a winning team in the NFL.