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Dwyane Makes Weird Sequel to Hitchcock's The Birds on Instagram

In Alfred Hitchock's classic The Birds, Tippi Hedren's characters runs around everywhere getting attacked by crazy birds. Apparently if Dwyane Wade starred in a sequel to movie he'd just sit safely inside all day quietly taunting the birds for not being able to get at him through his reinforced windows. No seriously, that's exactly the weird Instagram video he posted this week.

Of course, Miami's birds aren't known for being particularly vengeful. Apparently he's just afraid of birds. Which is weird for a guy who plays on a team with an actual ostrich.

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Kyle Munzenrieder