Sports

Dolphins Fall to Cowboys 24-20 in Hall of Fame Game

Welp. At least those uniforms really pop in HD!!!

Coach Joe Philbin and company were supposed to go out and show the world that the New Look Dolphins were not just about a new logo that looks like a whale penis and some flashy clothes that would make a World Football League team jealous. Instead, the Dolphins looked dumb, sloppy and farty last night on their way to a 24-20 loss in THE most meaningless of meaningless games.

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Roger Paul