Autotune the Hooker-Beating Spokesman

Usually you become a rap superstar and then get into crazy shenanigans on South Beach. It sure is a bummer that a hooker almost bit off Vince Shlomi's tongue, because beforehand, he obviously had a golden flow...
By Kyle MunzenriederApril 30, 2009
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Usually you become a rap superstar and then get into crazy shenanigans on South Beach. It sure is a bummer that a hooker almost bit off Vince Shlomi’s tongue, because beforehand, he obviously had a golden flow.

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