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Christmas in Miami just wouldn’t feel right without an ode to the super-rich who set the pace for the rest of us. Like crazed, drunken fireflies they flit amongst us in their bling, buying Brittos and screaming about “shutting clubs down” when snubbed at the velvet rope.
So in honor of super-citizens like the late real estate tycoon Steven Posner, Riptide offers a sneak peak at our Posner family Christmas card. It’s written by Conchita Posner, a chihuahua who wears $20,000 outfits. Need we say more?
owner-less, surrounded by idiots who get paid millions to scoop my shit
We feel thankful for our staff and for the privilege of fulfilling our mission to be an unparalleled source of information and insight in Miami. We’re aiming to raise $30,000 by December 31, so we can continue covering what matters most to this community. but still can’t do it right, and, to top it all off, some pinche stole my ginger wig while I was passed out on Quaaludes last weekend. Whoever took it, just remember: I’m Mexican. El Chapo Guzman’s guard dog is a friend of mine. Me entiendes
La Familia Posner is not what it used to be, amigos. Now I’m
We’re thankful for you. Are you thankful for us?
Help us continue giving back to Miami.
The whole piñata started to break apart last winter….
Pick-up a copy next week to see the complete card in all its peurility.
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