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Your Mysterious One-Night Stand at Swedish House Mafia's Masquerade Motel

You really, really, really want to spend the night at Swedish House Mafia's Masquerade Motel. But how do you even find the place? Well, you could always try to track the synthy cinematic overload of the club-killing triumvirate's superhit single "One" to its source.

However, here's another (admittedly fictional) way: In the middle of the night, you make a phone call to an anonymous reservation hotline. Some British dude answers, asks for your credit card information, and confirms the availability of a standard suite. You book it. And within an hour, a private black limo with dark, tinted windows pulls up outside your apartment, the doors unlock, and you climb into the back seat.

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