The electro Dutch master is ringing in the New Year with a three-hour poolside set at the historic resort. And for just $25,000, you and your pookiehead posse can reserve the Magnum stage-side table.
Question: What exactly does it get you?
Answer: Mad notoriety, a shit-ton of Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label, and 10 VIP wristbands that figuratively scream, "Happy New Year! I'm effing rich!"
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If, however, you can't swing an entire year's salary, don't stress, just go for the baller-on-a-budget option: a $450 ticket that gets you in the door, an open bar from 9 p.m. till midnight, and a sweet Facebook photo album.
Still not convinced that welcoming 2011 poolside from 4441 Collins is worth a bag of money? Look, an evening with Tiësto at the Fontainebleau is better than your sister-in-law's karaoke party.
Treat yourself to a dope NYE fest and say, "Goodbye 2010! Hello future!" in true 305-style ... By defaulting on your home loan.