You know times are strange when an NME headline reads: "Stephen Malkmus Asks for Help with 'Blowjob.'"
It's not like Pavement's former singer actually wanted help receiving fellatio. But rather, he was asking for a suggestion to replace the word "blowjob" on his and the Jicks' single "Senator." The winner of the online competition ended up being the word(s) "corn dog." And Malkmus recently announced the radio-friendly word at a Los Angeles Amoeba Records in-store performance.
In honor of this contest (and the act of giving head itself), Crossfade has compiled a list of songs dedicated to the cause. Make sure none of your parents, children, or bosses are around before enjoying these twelve songs about blowjobs.
