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Ten Things You Don't Need for Camping with Juggalos

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Photo by Nate "Igor" Smith
Once you arrive at the Gathering, you quickly learn you did not need to bring all that food.

Even as we enter day four of our time here at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Cave-In-Rock, Illinois, we still haven't yet exactly mastered the art of being productive, functioning people in a kingdom of hedonistic insanity. As we ascend the mountain of madness and slime, more and more things become apparent. For example, a lot of the shit we brought is completely useless here. There are some things that simply do not belong at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

So after compiling a list Friday of the items that you should bring to the Gathering, we used our rapidly deteriorating intellects to put together a list of the opposite: Things you should avoid bringing along when camping with Juggalos.

See also:

-Ten Must-Have Items When Camping with Juggalos

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