Ten Songs Sexy Enough to Get a Lady Pregnant

When we set out to put this list together, we thought Great, we're going to have a wide variety of songs! That dream was shattered when we quickly realized white people don't know shit about bone jams.

If the number of Wayans children is any indication, black people know what's up when it comes to creating baby-making music. Plus, artists like Marvin Gaye, Al Green, and Barry White made a living on orgasm-inducing music, so it's difficult to compete against guys whose sole purpose was to facilitate fornication. With that in mind, we've made sure to only pick one song per artist.

In no particular order, here are ten songs that are sexy enough to get a lady pregnant. And in some cases, even men.

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