Ten Black Pop Stars Who Should Go Country

Editor's note: Country Time is a new biweekly

column for our sister music blog in Seattle, celebrating that city's favorite

musical genre: mainstream country.

With the nation's major-party political conventions drawing to a close recently with a rousing

reelection appeal from the nation's first black president, it seems fitting to cast a spotlight on an

equally rare profession: the black country music artist. Or, rather, the former black pop star seeking to reinvigorate his career by moving to Nashville.

Lionel Richie and Darius "Hootie" Rucker both fit this description. Fittingly, their performance of Richie's "Stuck On You" was just nominated for a Country Music Association award for duet of the year, quite certainly the first time two African-Americans have been nominated together in any category.

Will this mark an Obama-like moment in the genre's evolution? All signs point to yes.

Eight years ago, Richie was

big in Germany, which is a polite way of saying he couldn't quite recapture his superstar status

in the States (which, in turn, is an even more polite way of saying he couldn't book a gig singing

the national anthem before a charity golf tournament in Delaware). So what's a brother to do to

rejuvenate his career back home? Simple: Go country. Rucker did it, so surely Richie could. And,

boy, did he ever, with his 2012 album Tuskegee -- featuring twangy reworkings of his

hits backed by country luminaries like Shania Twain and Kenny Chesney -- topping both the country and

pop charts.

Nashville's embrace of Richie and Rucker actually has more to do with Republican politics than it does

with Obama. When right-wingers identify a person of color who's genuinely interested in joining their

flock, they can't move fast enough to put that individual on a pedestal (anything to avoid looking

like a Ku Klux Klan rally). Same with Nashville, which quickly put together a tribute concert honoring

Richie, with the genre's biggest names performing his hits as Lionel gazed admirably at them from a

prime seat in the audience. Does anyone really believe Luke Bryan spent his college years sipping white

zinfandel in the back of his truck while listening to Can't Slow Down? Doesn't matter:

Nashville's embrace of its newfound brethren was swift, absolute, and warm as a Smoky Mountain

Holler in July.

Hopefully, other black recording artists thought to be washed up have taken notice of Richie and

Rucker's success down south. Specifically, we're hoping the following 10 artists have, as we make the

case for why the likes of Nelly and Brandy should pick up a banjo:

10. Nelly.

It's not fair to

call Nelly washed up, but he's hardly on the vanguard of the rap game, and it's always better to reinvent

oneself from a position of power, as it projects something less unseemly than bald desperation. Of

all modern rappers, Nelly's shown the least fear of sing-songy rhymes, hails from Missouri (basically

the south), released an album called Country Grammar, and has already collaborated with Tim McGraw. Put on a Stetson and meet us at the Opry, baller.

9. Ruben Studdard

Nashville goes apeshit for American Idol winners (as evidenced by the runaway success of Carrie Underwood, Scotty McCreery, and

even Kelly Clarkson) to the point where Nashville Star was rendered

instantly redundant. Studdard's AI championship hasn't exactly translated into success through more traditional musical channels. Time to hit the dirt road, big fella.

8. Leon Hendrix

Jimi's baby brother has nothing to lose, except


7. Brandy

This teen once topped the pops and was Kobe Bryant's dream date to

prom. Nowadays she's better known for having a brother who filmed himself boning Kim Kardashian,

and would be lucky to land a gig putting on Rihanna's heels during a wardrobe change. The good news:

She's already named for a drink that's toxic enough to curry instant favor among bumpkin boozers. What's that equal? Mo' money for Moesha.

6. Lenny Kravitz

Heralded as

the next Hendrix (Jimi, not Leon) for never conforming to racial expectations, dude's gotten to the

point where he needs a break from Guess Who covers 'n shit. Plus he would totally have a "hot older man who'll

piss off her parents" fling with Taylor Swift, thus giving her at least two albums' worth of fresh "he's an

asshole and I'm hurt!" material.

5. Kelly Rowland

Waiting for Beyonce to acquiesce to a Destiny's Child reunion every

five years does not a career make, and Rowland's got real talent. She'd look great in that urbane Nashville condo they

use for every video that's not set in a wide open space with fireworks randomly going off, regardless of

whether it's the Fourth of July.

4. Tina Turner

What's love got to do with it? In Nashville, a shitload -- and rest

assured Ike's ex would have the red carpet rolled out for her in a way

even Lionel couldn't expect. Plus, this diva's already got Music City cred. In 1973, she released The Country of Tina Turner. And she sang "Proud Mary" before

Creedence was recast as a super-competent jug band.

3. Michael Jackson

(in hologram form)

Thanks to holograms, musicians never really

die these days, even if Tupac is secretly alive. Plus, country music loves its outlaws (and it doesn't

get more "out" than pedophiles), and no criminal's ever been smoother than Wacko Jacko.

2. Chuck D.

He fought the power, and now he has none. But he can still fell a

thousand men with a distant death stare, which should land him a supporting slot on Toby Keith's

East Coast tour. The D is for dust, Dallas, and destiny -- and GAC's Top 20 is Chuck's.

1. Bobby Brown

His name could totally pass for a white dude's. At the end of the day,

that's what matters most. It's also his prerogative.

-- Mike Seely

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