It's the day after Thanksgiving!
In case you're having a rough time counting your blessings, here are a few things to be grateful for: a short work week and long weekend (for most of us, anyway), a shit load of turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce that'll last you for days, and parties that won't leave you broke.
Just check out Miami's ten best music-related things to do under $10 this weekend.
See also: Thanksgiving 2013: Miami's Best Parties
Jahfé. Friday, November 29, 11 p.m., Will Call, 700 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-577-5900; willcallmiami.com. Free. "Don't give up the fight," "stand up for your right" to jam, and become a musical "Soul Rebel" with Jahfé.
Ms. Fitts. Presented by Hallelujah Fridays with DJs Lorenzo, Kaos, Fernandez, Linder Smash, Sweetswirl, and others. Friday, November 29, The Vagabond, 30 NE 14th St., Miami; 305-379-0508; thevagabondmiami.com. Free before midnight. Check out the "hot chicks in ghoul makeup [who play] Misfits songs" as they "get a little wild" and "rock the shit out of this music" at the Vagabond.
Problem Kids. With DJs Self Born and Heron. Friday, November 29, 9 p.m., The Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami; 305-576-9577; thestagemiami.com. $10. You might wanna leave your baby momma at home 'cause the Problem Kids are the "mothafuckers [who] like MILFs." Consider this a warning.
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Vinyl Vision Art Show and BBQ. Pre-Basel BBQ jump off with DJs Le Spam, Seamstar, Manuvers, Chillski, Mr. Brown, Jelo Jam, and others. Saturday, November 30, 3-9 p.m., Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami; 786-752-6693; grampsbar.com. Free. Art Basel may be a few days away, but it's never too early to start the pre-Basel festivites, especially if we're talkin' BBQ and the "DJ Dream Team of Vinyl Junkies."
The Woolly Bushmen. With Askultura. Saturday, November 30, 11 p.m., Will Call, 700 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-577-5900; willcallmiami.com. Free.
The Woolly Bushmen are more than "sweat, beer, dangerously faulty equipment, pointless arguments, and a West Virginian ..." They're "professional experts in the art of rock 'n' roll" who "want you to [rock] with [them] and no one else but [them]."
Afrobeta. With DJ G-Funk. Saturday, November 30, 9 p.m., The Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami; 305-576-9577; thestagemiami.com. Free before 10 p.m., $10 after. "Do You Party?" Well Afrobeta, if that means getting weird to those "romance/electro/funk" tunes of yours, then yes, we party.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
A '90s Jam. Presented by Mr. Nice Guy with Jesse Perez, Sex Sells, and Mika Materazz. Saturday, November 30, 10 p.m., TSL Lounge, 167 NW 23rd St., Miami; 786-409-2241; tsllounge.com. Free before midnight with RSVP at eventbrite.com. Bring out your Blossom hats, paisley shirts, and Wayne's World memorabilia and relive the days of grunge, rave, and girl bands.
S&T Bodega. With Thomas Jack, Troy Kurtz, and Chalk. Saturday, November 30, 11 p.m., The Garret at Grand Central, 697 North Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Free. "[Shake] that ass on the flo'" and "loose control" at Slap & Tickle's Bodega with Thomas Jack, Troy Kurtz, and Chalk at the Garret.
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Heaven Cycle 36th Year Anniversary. Sunday, December 1, 12 p.m., Tobacco Road, 626 South Miami Ave., Miami; 305-374-1198; tobacco-road.com. Free. Heaven Cycle's celebrating 36 years of Harley madness with 36 kegs of free beer, a bike show, live music, and other grease monkey surprises. Cheers to 36 more!
Reggae Sundays. With Innasense. Sunday, December 1, 11 p.m., Jazid, 1342 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-673-9372; jazid.net. Free. Chill out to the smooth reggae beats of Innasense, sip on an ice cold brewski, and end the weekend with positive vibes. Yeah, mon.