We love you, weekend. From nine to five, we daydream about you every single weekday. Every minute we spend held up in our cubicle under god-awful fluorescent lighting and staring blankly at our computer screen, we're thinking of you.
From happy hour to hardcore heavy metal shows, we welcome everything you have to offer. After all, anything is better than work.
So Crossfade readers, how about we take a look at some of the gnarliest shit to do this weekend under $10?
See you after the jump.
Krisp. Friday, October 21, 10 p.m., The Vagabond, 30 NE 14th St., Miami. $5. Love electro synth pop and supporting local music? If that's the case, get your ass to the Vagabond, fool.
Child's Play. Friday, October 21, 7:30 p.m., New World Center, 500 17th St., Miami Beach. $10. Get blown away by the dynamic duo of Stephanie Kai-Win Ho and Saar Ahuvia, and add a little culture to your weekend while you're at it.
End of the World Party. Friday, October 21, 6 p.m.,Tobacco Road, 626 S. Miami Ave., Miami. $5. According to Harold Camping, the world's going to end. Make the best of it by getting sloshed at Miami's oldest watering hole.
Zombie Dance Escapade. Friday, October 21, 6:30 p.m. The Bubble, 810 NE Fourth Ave., Fort Lauderdale. $10. Do you love boobies? Well, Keep A Breast certainly digs 'em. So does the Bubble in Fort Lauderdale. Not only will you get great art and Halloween tuneage, but the event highlights Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
Big Poppa E and the E Band. Friday, October 21, 10 p.m., Ibis Lounge, 200 Crandon Blvd., Key Biscayne. Free. If you love blues, you'll love Big Poppa E. This dude's a boss when it comes to this shit.
Vaguely Listenable. Saturday, October 22, 8 p.m., Lester's, 2519 NW Second Ave., Miami. Free. How's about a fun night of ironic music with cool people?
Miguel Migs and Lisa Shaw. Saturday, October 22, 7 p.m., The Vagabond, 30 NE 14th St., Miami. $10. Chill beats and complimentary Absolute Vodka before 11 is reason enough to make it to the Vagabond on Saturday.
Livid Records' Fifth Anniversary. Saturday, October 22, 8:30 p.m., The Green Room, 100 SW Third Ave., Fort Lauderdale. Free. South Florida's Livid Records is turing five years old this weekend, and they want y'all to rage with them.
Rachel Warfield. Sunday, October 23, 9 p.m., Upstairs at the Van Dyke, 946 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach. $7. There's no better way to kick it on a Sunday than with some sweet adult contemporary. God bless you, Van Dyke Cafe.
Wynwood Art Fair. Sunday, October 23, 10 a.m. Wynwood, NW Sixth Ave. between 26th and 29th St., Miami. $10. The first annual Wynwood Art Fair is like Basel but better. It's not snobby. It's not expensive. And it benefits a great cause, the Lotus House Women's Center. Catch it on its last day on Sunday.
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