Ten Best Apocalypse 2012 Parties in Miami

OMG, you guys.

Please shut up with all these awful statuses about "holy crap da Mayans" and "whatchu think gon' happen tomorrow" and "evolved consciousness ftw" and "damn I better wear my sexy undies cause Ima fuck tonight end of world #swag." We here at Crossfade gotta get drunk just to deal with your unending Facebook/Twitter garbage.

The only upside to this end-of-the-world hysteria: There are a bunch of parties to go to dressed as someone who likes to eat still-beating hearts as a means to ensure the sun will rise tomorrow.

See also:

-Iggy Pop on American Idol : Was It a Sign of the Apocalypse?

-End of Days Party: Little Beard, Deaf Poets, the Apocalypse at Grand Central Miami

-12th Planet Gives Crossfade His DJ Playlist for the Apocalypse

-Six Club Drugs to Get Through the Mayan Apocalypse

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.