There will be bloodshed in New Orleans this Sunday as brother (San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh) battles brother (Baltimore Ravens skipper John Harbaugh) for football supremacy in Super Bowl XLVII.
Two white guys move their soldiers on the field of war, and we eat, drink, argue, do the Heisman with Beyonce, and watch commercials!
Here are the ten best free parties to do it live in Miami. And remember ... Think smart, drink smart, keep the streets alive, don't drink and drive.
Chalk Lounge (1234 Washington Ave, South Beach) -
The great DJ YSL serves up the soundtrack alongside $20 buckets, $10 pitchers, 12 tv's, a 10 foot projection screen, movie theater seating, free snacks and if you're feeling competitive, pool, and drunken ping pong
Shots Miami (311 NW 23 St, Wynwood) -
This interactive liquor bar features funny props and costumes, and is hosting their own football themed drinking games with your chance to win, guess what, free drinks. Food and drink specials available as well.
Batting Cage Sports Bar (1704 NW 7th St, Miami) -
49 cent wings, $2 beers, and kids eat free (bring them, and put ziplocs in their pockets). Nuff said.
Sandbar Lounge (6752 Collins Ave, Mid Beach) -
Nobody here will look at you crosseyed for lighting up. This place loves smokers. Besides the free jello shots, drinkers eat free Italian buffet at halftime, and the floor is made out of sand, seriously. A great dive.
Foxxy Lady Lounge (1792 NW 79 St, The City) -
This party isn't free, but there will be naked girls dancing for you while you get drunk and watch football, so, in addition to great chicken wings, and street rap, this one is strictly for the hustlaz.
Will Call (700 NE 2nd Ave, Downtown) -
This bar is open 24 hours so you can actually get there around midnight Sunday morning, watch Cat Shell perform, keep drinking, eat breakfast from the joint's kitchen, keep drinking, watch football, free buffet at halftime, dollar wings, beer specials, celebrate your teams victory, or drown your sorrows all in the same place.
Ted's Hideaway (124 2nd St, South Beach) -
The key word here is giveaways. We don't know what they are, but we know they've got em', and cheap as we are, we probably want em', even if it's just to sell on ebay. Also, free buffet at halftime.
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Little Hoolie's (13135 SW 89th Place, Kendallbaycrest) -
Cause sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows your mom, wait, what? Is that your uncle over there drinking a shot from between a random girls tetas. Hell yeah it is! Hoolie's always holds it down for the locals every year after year after year. Mad free giveaways and drink specials.
Clevelander (1020 Ocean Drive, South Beach) -
Check the score, looking to score, tourists, pool, rowdy, drunken, wild, specials, bottles, flat screens.
Brother Jimmy's BBQ (900 S. Miami Ave) -
Because Brickell is the livest neighborhood in the county: where young money meets old money, and everybody looks like they got it even if they don't, plus, DJ Vertigo, pig roast, jumbo screen, NFL stars, liquor sponsors, and frozen margaritas.