Every few months, Steven Tyler emerges from his cavern of unearthly delights to reveal a new phase in his gradual transition from rock 'n' roll sex symbol to an extraterrestrial grandmother with the grossest toes we've ever seen.
Most recently, however, the paparazzi has taken note of the bodies surrounding Steven Tyler. Because they're buck-ass naked.
That's right ... TMZ caught Stevie hanging out at a nudist beach with clothes on. Come on, dude! Take a little, give a little.
After the jump, check out Crossfade's list of musicians who are actually serious about nudity.
5. Red Hot Chili Peeners
Yowza bowza ba-ba-baloooo! Who better to kick this flesh fest off than the naked nonsensically scatting cavemen themselves, the Red Hot Chili Peeners. The Peps shoved their dicks in tube socks over two decades ago, but the feat remains their greatest hit since Weird Al's parody
of "Give It Away."
4. Dick 182
Blink 182 was an important part of our sexual development. We can't tell you how many times we requested the video for "What's My Age Again?" on The Box. And we had never honestly considered "if it would be nice to have a blowjob (from your mom)" until Tom Delonge was
kind enough to pose the question for us.
Ever since she dropped the punk-y thrift store glam aesthetic, Madonna has gone through countless reinventions, mostly concerning how and when she whips out her boobs. But when will the world finally get to see the Material Mom's inevitable transformation into "Twatdonna"? Or even better, Madonga?
2. D'Angelo's Massive Member Is Too Monstrous for Mortal Eyes
The production team behind D'Angelo's 2-hot-4-u "Untitled" video knew that they'd destroy the viewing audience's retinas if they were allowed to take a peep at D'Angelo's
incredibly gargantuan private part.
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1. Little G.G.
The only thing better than the biggest penis ever is the smallest penis ever. That distinction belongs to G.G. Allin, a man who spent his final hours as he came into the world. Naked, screaming, and covered in bodily fluid.