It's no secret that the Magic City knows how to party.
And come Halloween, this magical oasis of music and booze transforms into a safe haven for party freaks to dress up as mystical fairies and Captain America and get their dance on.
Just check out the six best Halloween parties going down on South Beach this week.
Morgan Page in 3-D. With Audien and Maor Levi. Wednesday, October 30, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $76 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Morgan Page's a fist-pumping visionary and he's gonna watch "your beat-freaking asses all aquiver with wonder at [the] superadvanced stereoscopic visuals" that is his 3-D EDM.
Cedric Gervais Halloween Sh!t Show. With Nick Hogan and Mednas. Thursday, October 31, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40-$60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. A hot chick dressed as a hot dog in a bun and a hairy dude disguised as some sort of prowling witch? Guess that's "the new sexy" we'll expect to see at Cedric Gervais' Halloween Sh!t Show this year.
See also: Miami's Halloween 2013 Party Guide
Playboy Halloween Masquerade. With Miss July 2012, Shelby Chesnes, and Miss February 2013, Shawn Dillon. Thursday, October 31, 10 p.m., Hyde Beach at SLS Hotel, 1701 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-1701; hydebeach.com. Tickets cost $30-$50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. A night filled with Playboy models, a $500 sexy bunny costume contest, and seductive surprises? Sounds like our kind of Halloween treat.
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Pimps & Hoes Halloween. With DJs Damaged Goods and Konflikt. Thursday, October 31, 11 p.m., SET, 320 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach; 305-531-2800; setmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Ladies, bring out your skin tight dresses and knee length high-heel boots, grab your sugar daddies, and party with the pimps and hoes (well, at least for the night) of the Magic City.
LA Riots. Friday, November 1, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $20 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. This little uhntz-uhntz nugget is gonna cause a dance riot that'll take you on a fist-pumping adventure.
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Kat Stacks' Birthday Celebration. With DJs Entice, Bulletproof, Fergie, and Springer. Saturday, November 2, 11 p.m., Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-532-2667; cameomiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Our favorite "famed rap-groupie-turned-author" turned rapper is turning 25! So get ready for one hardcore, liquor-fueled, ass-shaking bash.