It may only be Tuesday, but hey, at least you survived all of those dreadful meetings, went through countless Monday morning emails, and finally got over that weekend hangover.
And with all of the SoBe parties this week, from R. Kelly's official afterparty to Steve Aoki's Aokify America Tour, the next six days will go down smoother than a swig of Jack Daniels.
Here are Crossfade's six best parties on South Beach this week.
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
Deniz Koyu. With Mednas. Thursday, October 17, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Release your uhntz-uhntz "Rage" and fist-pump to the house beats of Turkey's Deniz Koyu.
R. Kelly's Official Concert Afterparty. With DJs Stevie J., Iron Lyon, and Affect. Thursday, October 17, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "After the show [at the James L. Knight Center], it's the afterparty," and if you're anything like Kells, after the party, you'll hit up the hotel lobby, "and 'round about 4, [you'll] clear the lobby, then take it to the room and freak somebody."
See also: R. Kelly's Six Most NSFW Moments
Steve Aoki and Waka Flocka Flame. As part of the Aokify America Tour. Friday, October 18, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $75 to $90 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Sure, Poppa Aoki may have been the owner of the Benihana chain, but his son, EDM superstar and Dim Mak label head Steve, is more of a master baker. And he's been "slaving away in the kitchen" mixing up all that flour, butter, and vanilla extract for some time now. So get ready to be caked in the face!
See also: Who Wants Free Tickets for Steve Aoki's Aokify Tour With Waka Flocka at LIV Miami?
Carnage. Friday, October 18, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Carnage just wants to have a good time." So "drop that bitch on the head like bang!"
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Steve Powers. With Mednas. Saturday, October 19, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $60 to $90 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. New York's Steve Powers is on an EDM journey and he wants you to "come along for the ride."
A$AP Ferg. Hosted by Debby "London" Cody with music by DJs Entice, Bulletproof, Fergie, and Springer. Saturday, October 19, 11 p.m., Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-532-2667; cameomiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. The Trap Lord has "eight gold rings, four gold chains, and one gold tooth like [he's] Sha-Shabba Ranks" and he's gonna "Make a Scene" with all that bling.
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