Nothing stops us from partying in the Magic City, not even a little chilly weather.
All we have to do is slip on our faux fur coats and knee-high stiletto boots, and we're ready for a night of hardcore uhntz-uhntz and smooth Jameson to keep us warm.
Here are the six best parties going down on South Beach this week.
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
Holy Ship!!! Pre-Party. With Zedd, Destructo, and Oliver. Wednesday, January 8, 10 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $40-$50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Holy Ship!!! We can hardly wait to fist-pump our asses off aboard the floating three-day uhntz-uhntz bash, so we're gonna get our party juices flowing with Zedd, Destructo, and Oliver at the ship's official pre-party.
See also: Holy Ship!!! 2014's Ten Must-See Sets
Chippendales. Thursday, January 9, 9-10:30 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $49.75-$79.75 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Ladies, you don't have to travel all the way to Sin City for some Chippendales action ... The "male revue" is coming to the Magic City and they're bringing their perfectly chiseled bods and bow ties to Mansion throughout the month of January. Guess all your Magic Mike fantasies are really coming true.
Adrian Lux. With Mednas. Thursday, January 9, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $30-$40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "[We're] out of [our] minds, [we're] one of a kind," and we're gonna unleash our inner "Wild Child" at LIV with Adrian Lux.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Tiga. With Danyelino and Ms. Mada. Friday, January 10, 11 p.m., Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach; 305-614-4478; treehousemiami.com. Tickets cost $15 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. As the song goes, "Let's Go Dancing" and spend "all night dancing" with the Canadian beat-banger in one of SoBe's best dance clubs.
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Michael Woods. With Mednas. Saturday, January 11, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $60-$90 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. There's no escaping the addictive uhntz-uhntz of Michael Woods, not even Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Guy Gerber. With DJ Tennis and Behrouz. Saturday, January 11, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30-$40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Guy Gerber went from scoring goals on the field for Maccabi Tel Aviv to scoring fans and street cred in the underground techno scene and in the mainstream as well. Guess we can say Gerber answered his calling.