If Miami is an oasis of booze and bashes, then South Beach is the epicenter of it all.
On any given night, you'll find endless parties. The Hennessy's flowing, killer beats made by world-renowned DJs are blaring, and A-list celebrities and the glamorous people are just standing around mugging for cameras.
Check out the six best parties going down in SoBe this week.
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
Tone of Arc. With Deniz Kurtel. Presented by Shoot the Freak. Friday, November 22, 10 p.m., Trade, 1439 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; trademia.com. Tickets cost $15 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Unleash your inner freak, fist pump to the smooth, nu-disco uhntz-uhntz beats of Tone of Arc and Deniz Kurtel, and watch "all things pass into the night." Tone of Arc's appearance at Trade has been canceled. The date will be rescheduled.
Sander Van Doorn. With Julian Jordan and Dave Sol. Friday, November 22, 11 p.m., Story Nightclub, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30-$50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Hit up Story and "Drink To Get Drunk" with the "Joyenergizer" hits of Sander Van Doorn.
The Chainsmokers. Friday, November 22, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40-$75 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Apart from Social Darwinism," their official bio claims, "the thing that separates [the Chainsmokers] from the rest is their unsettling and uncanny ability to discover and create trends," much like the ability to turn the Wanted's "We Own the Night" pop track into "feel good and rub yourself music." Not bad for "two furry-browed individuals."
Pool House Saturdays. With Chicco Secci and YSL. Saturday, 12 p.m., Hyde Beach at the SLS Hotel, 1701 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-1701; hydebeach.com. Tables start at $500 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. With perfectly chiseled bodies swimming around in itsy-bitsy bikinis, communal drinks served in massive glasses, and dance tunes from Chicco Secci, everything about Pool House Saturday's is a "straight up party."
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Dada Life. With Dzeko & Torres and Mednas. Saturday, November 23, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $60-$90 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Welcome to "Dada Land" where "there are no rules but the rules of Dada." So "arrive beautiful," "leave ugly," and "Kick Out the Epic Motherfucker."
Chocolate Puma. Sunday, November 24, 11 p.m., Set Nightclub, 320 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach; 305-531-2800; setmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. When you party with the Dutch godfathers of house music, you know it's gonna be an unforgettable uhntz-uhntz experience.