While the rest of the country has been putting on hoodies and celebrating the first cold-fronts of autumn, we've been down here slaving away through the endless summer of our SoFla lives.
Isn't it time we got a little refreshment? Well, it's the beat-freakin' weekend. And we're about to have us some uhntz-uhntz-ing fun in a climate-controlled nightclub.
Just check the cut for the six best club parties in Miami this weekend.
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Brass Knuckles.Thursday, October 11, 11 p.m., LIV Nightclub, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Yo, it's local boys night out at LIV, and you've got to be there to rep for the MIA. 'Cause Brass Knuckles are gonna bring it. Would we lie to you, baby?
Peaches.Friday, October 12, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $25 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. What else in the Teaches of Peaches? You're gonna have to come rage to find out. Chances are, you're gonna see some tits.
Flosstradamus and DJ Sliink. Friday, October 12, 10 p.m., Grand Central, 697 N Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmia.com. Tickets cost $15 plus fees via fla.vor.us. Ages 18 and up. Yo, trappin' ain't a hobby, it's a habit. And nobody's got the trap-fix for you like our boys Flosstradamus and DJ Sliink. They're at the forefront of the movement. Check it.
Chris Lake.Saturday, October 13, 11 p.m., LIV Nightclub, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $50 to $75 via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Everyone knows about Swedish house music, but Scotland brings that fire too. Come hear how Chris Lake freaks the speakers. No, he won't be in a skirt.
Ferry Corsten.Saturday, October 13, 10 p.m., Space, 34 NE 11 St., Miami; 305-375-0001; clubspace.com. Tickets cost $25 to $35 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Ferry Corsten is the man. He's been all around the world, bringing sexy house and trance beats to the masses. But he wants to party with you Miami. Because you're special.
Michael Woods. Sunday, October 14, 11 p.m., SET, 320 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach; 305-531-2800; setmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Oh, you like tech-y house beats? You want that funk? Then come to SET this Sunday and get you some booty-shakin' goodness.
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