It's Hump Day!
For every other city, that's just a catchy name given to the mid-week slump. But for us here in Miami, it's the start of the unofficial weekend kick-off.
So party it up at the six best club bashes going down this week, from Diddy and Calvin Harris at Story to Apollonia at Space.
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
Puff Daddy. With DJs SNS, Stevie J, Iron Lyon, and A Fly Guy. Thursday, October 16, 11 p.m. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. If there's a rapper in the biz who really "[knows] some shit," it's Diddy. That's why the world's richest hip-hop artist is "bringing the biggest minds in the modern music industry" and all his "Big [Homies]" to the 305 for the first-ever Revolt Music Conference.
Till von Sein. With Baez and Ohasi. Presented by Cultivate. Thursday, October 16, 11 p.m. Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach; 305-614-4478; treehousemiami.com. Tickets cost $10 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Get ready for "Good Times On the Reg" with German house boss Till von Sein at Treehouse.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Calvin Harris. With Burns and Dave Sol. Friday, October 17, 11 p.m. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $75 to $125 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Woke up in a bed of glitter with nothing but a massive hangover and no recollection whatsoever? Yeah ... We've all been there, but there's no need for explanation. Just "blame it on the night" and on Calvin Harris' wild party shenanigans.
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Apollonia. In the terrace with Shonky, Dan Ghenacia, and Dyed Soundorom. Saturday, October 18, 10 p.m. Space, 34 NE 11th St., Miami; 305-375-0001; clubspace.com. Tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Life is way better in the terrace. So party till daybreak with "deep tech house" junkie, Apollonia at Space.
Gareth Emery. With Mednas. Saturday, October 18, 11 p.m. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40 to $75 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Like a blazing light ready to ignite, we are all made of dynamite." So fuel that burning urge to fist pump with Gareth Emery and like-minded party animals at LIV.
Geishaland. Presented by Mansion Made Me Do It. Saturday, October 18, 11 p.m. Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Explore Mansion's new Cocktails & Dreams bar and get lost in the wonder and excitement of Geishaland.
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