No matter how muggy Miami nights may get, nothing stops us wild party animals from slipping on our little black dresses, stacking layers upon layers of makeup on our faces, gathering our bros and gals (sweat drenched and all), and hitting up the streets of the Magic City for some uhntz-uhntz action.
Just check out the six best bashes to crash this week. Now go and get your party on.
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
Evian Christ. With Frank Flux. Thursday, June 26, 10 p.m. Bardot, 3456 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-576-7750; bardotmiami.com. Tickets cost $15 to $20 plus fees via showclix.com. Ages 21 and up. Welcome the U.K.'s Joshua Leary, AKA Evian Christ, as he shows off his Kanye West-worthy beat-making skills at his first Magic City gig on the red carpet of Bardot.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Transformers: Age of Extinction Screening After Party. With DJs Dyro and Mednas. Thursday, June 26, 11 p.m. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Bring out your Optimus Prime and Bumblebee outfits and celebrate the premiere of Michael Bay's latest flick, Transformers: Age of Extinction. With all of that robotic action, maybe you'll wake up next to a black and yellow Camaro or something.
Tiësto. With Dave Sol. Friday, June 27, 11 p.m. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $75 to $125 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Flirt in the darkness," "run them red lights," and take a trip to A Town Called Paradise (um, Story?) with Tiësto.
One More Time. A tribute to Daft Punk. Friday, June 27, 11 p.m. Set Nightclub, 320 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach; 305-531-2800; setmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Alright, so Daft Punk isn't coming to Miami any time soon. At least you can pretend you're partying with Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter as One More Time, the Daft Punk tribute music masters, don chrome helmets and spin all of the DJ duo's dance floor hits.
El_Txef_A. With Surreal Flight and LoudSilence. Saturday, June 28, 10 p.m. The Electric Pickle, 2826 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-456-5613; electricpicklemiami.com. Tickets cost $10 to $15 plus fees via residentadvisor.com. Experience the "new house music sound" of "stark vocal soul" and "uncharted electronica territory" of El_Txef_A as Spain's Aitor Etxebarria showcases his latest LP, We Walked Home Together.
See also: El_Txef_A on New Album: "A Beautiful Walk Home With Someone You Love"
Strangers & Friends One Year Anniversary Party. With Louis Puig, Mark M., and Caleb Calloway in the terrace and Pleasurekraft and Donnie Lowe in the loft. Saturday, June 28, 10 p.m. Space, 34 NE 11th St., Miami; 305-375-000; clubspace.com. Tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. So party with your future buds and celebrate one year of Strangers & Friends at Space with Louis Puig, Mark M., Caleb Calloway, Pleasurekraft, Donnie Lowe, and other familiar faces.
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