Our heads are spinning right about now. All these Miami Music Week shows got us blurry-headed and bleary-eyed. Every time someone asks us about our personal party plan, we just scratch out heads and say, "Deeerrrrrp, huh?"
If you're dazed and confused like us and you've got $600 to drop on a wristband that provides access to 27 parties at seven venues spread about South Beach, downtown Miami, and Wynwood... well, then the Brabble app-sponsored F*** You Band might be the solution.
Selling at $599.99, this pass provides access to the National Hotel, the Raleigh, the Surfcomber, Mana Wynwood, SET, and Mansion for appearances by everyone from Duke Dumont to Fedde Le Grand, Pete Tong, and much more.
Check the cut for the full F*** You Band lineup.
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The National Hotel
1677 Collins Ave., Miami Beach
OSCAR G & FRIENDS: MADE IN MIAMI. Saturday, March 21, with Oscar G, Cocodrills, Lazaro Casanova, Roland, Ralph Falcon, Patrick M, Ivano Bellini, Stryke. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $30 to $50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 811-327-8370, or visit nationalhotel.com. Ages 21 and up.
Yoshitoshi. Sunday, March 22, with Sharam, EDX, Pleasurekraft, Anthony Attala B2B Trent Cantrelle, and more. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $20 to $2,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 811-327-8370, or visit nationalhotel.com. Ages 21 and up.
MIXMASH MIAMI Pool Party. Thursday, March 26, with Chocolate Puma, Moska, Shelco Garcia & Teenwolf, Solidisco, Tujamo, and Vinai. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $35 to $900 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 811-327-8370, or visit nationalhotel.com. Ages 21 and up.
TOOLROOM in STEREO Friday, March 27, with Chus + Ceballos, UMEK, Technasia, Dosem, Prok & Fitch, Adrian Hour, Rafa Barrios, and Weiss. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $50 to $2,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 811-327-8370, or visit nationalhotel.com. Ages 21 and up.
Doorn Pool Party Saturday, March 28, with Sander Van Doorn and friends to be announced. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $30 to $2,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 811-327-8370, or visit nationalhotel.com. Ages 21 and up.
The Buygore Pool Party Sunday, March 29, with Borgore, Panda Funk DJ Set, Jauz, Rain Man, Boots & Pants, Cedek, Crichy Crich, Exxsv, Ghastly Kayzo, Nick Hogan, Yultron and special guests to be announced. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $30 to $2,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 811-327-8370, or visit nationalhotel.com. Ages 21 and up.
Surfcomber Hotel
1717 Collins Ave., Miami Beach
DJ MAG Poolside Sessions Wednesday, March 25, with Amine Edge & Dance, Dannic, Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike, DVBBS, Dyro, KÖLSCH, Patrick Topping, Seth Troxler, and more. The party starts at noon and tickets cost $30 to $2,400 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-532-7715, or visit surfcomber.com. Ages 21 and up.
All Gone With Pete Tong Thursday, March 26, with Pete Tong, ANDHIM, Disciples, Duke Dumont, Hot Since 82, Nic Fanciulli, Ricoshei, Skream, Thomas Jack, and special guests to be announced. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $60 to $2,400 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-532-7715, or visit surfcomber.com. Ages 21 and up.
Axtone Presents Miami 2014 Friday, March 27, with Phase 1 lineup: Deniz Koyu, Kryder, and Tom Starr. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $64 to $4,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-532-7715, or visit surfcomber.com. Ages 21 and up.
Get Wet Pool Party Wednesday, March 25, with Boris, Steve Lawler, Hector, and Louis Corrales. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $30 to $4,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-532-7715, or visit surfcomber.com. Ages 21 and up.
Used & Abused Sunday, March 29, with Loco Dice and friends. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $50 to $4,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-532-7715, or visit surfcomber.com. Ages 21 and up.
The Raleigh Hotel
1775 Collins Ave., Miami Beach
Juicy Beach Wednesday, March 25, with Robbie Rivera, Bob Sinclair, and more to be announced. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $20 to $2,650 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-534-6300, or visit raleighhotel.com. Ages 21 and up.
Mood Day Pool Party Thursday, March 26, with Nicole Moudaber B2B Victor Calderone, Marino Canal, Francisco Allendes, Tom Peters with special guest Green Velvet. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $35 to $2,900 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-534-6300, or visit raleighhotel.com. Ages 21 and up.
Circo Loco Pool Party Friday, March 27, with lineup to be announced. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $25 to $3,300 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-534-6300, or visit raleighhotel.com. Ages 21 and up.
My House Pool Party Saturday, March 28, with Cedric Gervais, Nervo, and more to be announced. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $40 to $3,300 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-534-6300, or visit raleighhotel.com. Ages 21 and up.
Anjunabeats Pool Party Sunday, March 29, with Audien, Gabriel & Dresden, Ilan Bluestone & Maor Levi, Jason Ross, Jerome Isma*ae, Judah, Pierce Fulton, and Tom Staar. The party starts at noon, and tickets cost $30 to $3,300 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-534-6300, or visit raleighhotel.com. Ages 21 and up.
Mana Production Village
318 NW 23rd St., Miami
We Are All We Need Thursday, March 26, with Above & Beyond, 16 Bit Lolitas, Ilan Bluestone, Lane 8, Super8, and more. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $65 to $5,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-305-5474, or visit manawynwood.com. Ages 21 and up.
Dada Land Compound Saturday, March 28, with Dada Land, Andybody, Bixel Boys, Dada Life, Henry Fong, Loudpuck, Morgan Page, Tritonal, and surprise guests. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $30 to $5,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-305-5474, or visit manawynwood.com. Ages 21 and up.
SET
320 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach
Helena Presents the Revolution Wednesday, March 25, with Daddy's Groove, Ftampa, Helena, JDG, Julian Jordan vs. Mystery Gues, Lucky Date, Matisse & Sadko, Merk & Kremont, Nom de Strip, Vinai, and Will Sparks vs. Joel Fletcher. The party starts at 11 p.m., and tickets cost $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-531-2800, or visit setmiami.com. Ages 21 and up.
R3hab Wednesday, March 25. The party starts at 11 p.m., and tickets cost $50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-531-2800, or visit setmiami.com. Ages 21 and up.
Helena Presents the Revolution Thursday, March 26, with Daddy's Groove, Ftampa, Helena, JDG, Julian Jordan vs. Mystery Gues, Lucky Date, Matisse & Sadko, Merk & Kremont, Nom de Strip, Vinai, Will Sparks vs. Joel Fletcher. The party starts at 11 p.m., and tickets cost $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-531-2800, or visit setmiami.com. Ages 21 and up.
Thomas Gold and Friends Friday, March 27, with lineup to be announced. The party starts at 11 p.m., and tickets cost $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-531-2800, or visit setmiami.com. Ages 21 and up.
Top 100 DJs Showcase Saturday, March 28, with Deorro, Panda Funk, and Wolfpack. The party starts at 11 p.m., and tickets cost $50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-531-2800, or visit setmiami.com. Ages 21 and up.
Mark Knight and Friends Sunday, March 29, with Subb-An, Secondcity, Adrian Hour, and more. The party starts at 11 p.m., and tickets cost $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-531-2800, or visit setmiami.com. Ages 21 and up.
Mansion
1235 Washington Ave, Miami Beach
Darklight Sessions Thursday, March 26, with Fedde Le grand, Chocolate Puma, Jewelz & Sparks. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-735-3344, or visit mansionmiami.com. Ages 21 and up.
Nicky Romero Presents: #Protocol305 Saturday, March 28, with Deniz Koyu, Ansolo, Rico & Miella, and Arno Cost. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-735-3344, or visit mansionmiami.com. Ages 21 and up.
Duke Dumont & MK/MMW Closing Party Sunday, March 29, with Jonas Rathsman & Kevin Saunderson. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-735-3344, or visit mansionmiami.com. Ages 21 and up.
Club Space
34 NE 11 St., Miami
Stereo Showcase with Chus & Ceballos Saturday, March 21, with Technasia, Stefano Nofernini, Dosem, Rafa Barrios, Adrian Hour, David Herrero, Patrick M, Anthony Attalla, Victor Vera, Oscar L, Vidaloca & Piem, Leonardo Gonnelli, Kouttarou.A. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $20 to $750 plus fees via
wantickets.com. Call 305-375-0001 or visit clubspace.com. Ages 21 and up.
Loco Dice and Marco Carola Wednesday, March 25, with Leon & Caleb Calloway. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $35 to $2,500 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-375-0001 or visit clubspace.com. Ages 21 and up.
El Row Ibiza Presents Deep Dish and Pac Suna Thursday, March 26, with Marc Maya and De La Swing. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $30 to $1,500 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-375-0001 or visit clubspace.com. Ages 21 and up.
Markus Schulz Coldharbour Recordings Night Thursday, March 26, with Khomha, Nifra, Grube & Hovsepian, MIKE PUSH, Mr. PIT & Special Guests. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $30 to $2,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-375-0001 or visit clubspace.com. Ages 21 and up.
Pryda Miami Friday, March 27, with Eric Prydz, Joris Voorn, Claude Vonstroke, Jeremy Olander, Kolsch. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $60 to $1,500 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-375-0001 or visit clubspace.com. Ages 21 and up.
Paul Van Dyk Presents Vandit Records Showcase Saturday, March 21, lineup to be announced. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $30 to $1,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-375-0001 or visit clubspace.com. Ages 21 and up.
Gareth Emery (Midnight Set), Tuskeegee (Seth Troxler back-to-back Martinez Brothers), and Pete Tong Afterhours Saturday, March 28. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $40 to $1,500 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-375-0001 or visit clubspace.com. Ages 21 and up.
W&W Presents Mainstage Music Saturday, March 28, with DBSTF, Kennth G, Moti, Sick Individuals. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $30 to $1,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-375-0001 or visit clubspace.com. Ages 21 and up.
Adam Beyer Presents Drumcode MMW Closing Party Sunday, March 29, with Alan Fitzpatrick, Bart Skils, Harvey McKay, Ida Engberg, Joel Mull, Victor Calderone, and special guest Joseph Capriati. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $30 to $1,500 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-375-0001 or visit clubspace.com. Ages 21 and up.
Wake Your Mind Miami Sunday, March 29, with Cosmic Gate, Audien, Orjan Nilsen, Jerome Isma-ae and special guests to be announced. The party starts at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $20 to $1,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-375-0001 or visit clubspace.com. Ages 21 and up.
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