As Tony M. said, "Miami is a big pussy waiting to be fucked."
Why do I act like such a clown when I get drunk? Who gives a shit? If you have not been to The Vagabond,
you need to stop by and see what is really going on in 305. My reality
show never stops. Prunk TV is just a glimpse into my world. I am on the
grind. My eyeballs are cameras. This is Miami, and that is what they
do. I firmly believe that every man has the right to dance up on a
stripper pole at least once in his life. Thanks to Grace Jones for
capturing it on camera. Thanks to Pat, the owner of Sandbar Kendall,
who will be letting me dance on the stripper pole again soon. And for
some reason I am sitting on a park bench. Did I just get off the bus?
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