Good. Cause' less than six hours from right fucking now, the second annual Bruise Cruise will be steaming outta the Port of Miami for a full weekend of "concerts, comedy hours, puppet shows, dance parties, karaoke, dating games, conga lines, advice sessions, lectures, dance classes, workout hours, and more!"
On Wednesday, as Crossfade correspondent Jacob Katel reported, "Blowfly ate out the Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party and the bitches loved it." And then last night, sea-faring music fans again descended upon Midtown Miami for the opportunity to get Fucked Up and faded on the mainland.
See the cut for 15 photos from Day Two of the Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party.
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