While your wallet may be a little on the broke side this weekend, that's no excuse to spend your Saturday night stuck at home, doing laundry in your Superman undies.
You live in the Magic City! That means no matter how penniless you may be, there's always an abundant supply of parties to crash.
Check out this weekend's guide for partying on the cheap.
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DJ Qu. With Omar G and Sean Levisman. Friday, June 27, 11 p.m. Do Not Sit On the Furniture, 423 16th St., Miami Beach; 305-450-3809; facebook.com/DoNotSit. Tickets cost $10. Ages 21 and up. Escape the fist-pumping uhntz-uhntz of SoBe and get your dose of pure classic house and techno with the head of Strength Music Recordings and Jersey boy-at-heart, DJ Qu.
Robby Hunter Band. WIth DD Luxz. Friday, June 27, 10 p.m. The Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami; 305-576-9577; thestagemiami.com. $5. Ages 21 and up. "Everybody's workin', everybody's searchin'" for some of that indie funk from the Magic City hippies AKA the Robby Hunter Band.
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Notes From the Underground. With Silvie Loto and Ben Finx. Friday, June 27, 11 p.m. FDR at the Delano, 1685 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-5752; facebook.com/fdrsobe. Tickets cost $10 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Get lost in the Notes From the Underground with house heads Silvie Loto and Ben Finx at the FDR at the Delano.
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BENT Pool Party. Hosted by Snigguhdah and B.L.B. Collab. With DJs Keen One and Farrington G. Saturday, June 28, 2 to 7 p.m.The Freehand Miami Beach, 2727 Indian Creek Dr., Miami Beach; 305-531-2727; thefreehand.com. There's nothing like poolside vibes from DJs Keen One and Farrington G, tees from Miami's Snigguhdah and NY clothing label B.L.B. Collab, and delish cocktails from the Broken Shaker to cool you off on a scorching hot summer day.
Little Haiti Rock City Kickstarter Rally. Hosted by Dave Daniels & Nicky Bowe. With the Pawnshop Drunks, Humbert, Charlie Pickett, Shark Dust Sisters, Tremends, Fulltime, MotherFucker!, and Rat Bastard. Saturday, June 28, 8 p.m. Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-757-1807; churchillspub.com. $10. Party for a cause and help keep the legacy of the original Churchill's alive at the Little Haiti Rock City Kickstarter event with the grandfather's of Miami's musical gem Dave Daniels and Nicky Bowe, Humbert, Charlie Pickett, Shark Dust Sisters, and other local rock legends.
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The Hoy Polloy. With Drawing Bored. Saturday, June 28, 10 p.m. Will Call, 700 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-577-5900; willcallmiami.com. Free. "Say hello to the sunshine" and jam till the wee hours of the morning with Miami's "eclectic four piece indie rock band," the Hoy Polloy.
Unlimited Devotion. Saturday, June 28, 9:30 p.m. The Cocktail Collection at Tobacco Road, 626 S. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-374-1198; tobacco-road.com/upstairs. Free before 9 p.m., $5 after. Gather up your Deadheads and rock the night away to the tunes of the Grateful Dead Miami cover band, Unlimited Devotion at the Road.
El Mini Market. In conjunction with Disco on the Bar B. Sunday, June 29, 3 p.m. to sundown. Brick House, 187 NW 28th St., Miami; 305-456-2629; facebook.com/BrickHouseMIA. Free. Get your disco dancin', barbecue eatin', and indie shoppin' on at el Mini Market at it's new home in the 'Wood, Brick House.
Nuclear Hellfrost. With Boddicker, Tetragrammaton, Devalued, and Human Fluid Rot. Sunday, June 29, 9 p.m. Space Mountain Miami, 8363 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; spacemountainmia.org. $5. There's nothing like some hardcore metal from Nuclear Hellfrost, Tetragrammaton, Devalued, and other screamin' bands to rid you of the Sunday blues.
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Catwalk: A Night of Vogue. With DJs Blaze, Gooddroid, and Bonnie Beats. Sunday, June 29, 11 p.m. The Garret at Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. $5 to $10. You better brush up on those vogue skills 'cause tonight, those fierce moves could land you up to $125. May the baddest bitch win.
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