In Miami, there's no such thing as partying too hard, especially if we're talkin' the weekend.
But just because you can't get enough of those fun nights and drunken memories doesn't mean you have to go broke doing so.
Just check out the ten best things to do under $10 this weekend, from partying with Cyborgs and Uchi at the Electric Pickle to indie rock with Marco With Love at Gramps to "36 Street madness" with DJ Y-Not at Bizerq.
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Cyborgs vs. Slap and Tickle: Laser Tag Edition. Upstairs with Pirate Stereo, Santiago Caballero vs. Uchi, and JC Santana, and downstairs with Arremer Jack and Adam Brien vs. Jeremcan Mutlu. Friday, September 5, 10 p.m. Electric Pickle, 2826 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-456-5613; electricpicklemiami.com. Tickets cost $5 via residentadvisor.com or $10 at the door. Bring out your robot costumes and laser beams for a night of partying with the "space-age house and techno" beats of DJ Uchi and her Cyborg followers at the Pickle.
Suffering Tool. With Clu's Rebellion, the Killing Hours, SilenMara, Funeral For A Clown, and Escape. Friday, September 5, 9 p.m. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Tickets cost $10 plus fees via ticketfly.com. De La Tierra may have canceled tonight's gig at Grand Central due to lead singer and guitarist Andrés Giménez's gall bladder emergency, but you can still get your dose of Latin death metal with Miami-via-Cuba's Suffering Tool, Clu's Rebellion, the Killing Hours, SilenMara, Funeral For A Clown, and Escape.
Summer Disco Spectacular. Outside with Bottin, Benton G, and Mikey R. Friday, September 5, 10 p.m. Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami; 786-752-6693; grampsbar.com. Free. Put on your funky shoes and boogie with Italian funk master Bottin, Benton G, and Mikey R at Gramps' Summer Disco Spectacular. Take a break from all that groovin' inside with some garage rock from Buffy and the Bearings.
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DJ Y-Not. With Sire in the main room, and DJs Klassik and Sharpsound in the back room. Friday, September 5, 10 p.m. Bizerq, 175 NE 36th St., Miami; facebook.com/BizerqMiami. Free. If you have yet to experience that "36 Street madness," go Bizerq in the 'Wood with DJs Y-Not, Sire, Klassik, and Sharpsound as they spin bangin' open format and hip-hop tunes all night.
Marco With Love. Saturday, September 6, 10 p.m. Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami; 786-752-6693; grampsbar.com. Free. We love it when local musicians make it big. Just take a look at Marco Argiro. From rockin' with the SoFla punk crew the Outrights back in the late '90s, the BroCo kid joined New York's Le Mood and the Killing Floor, and even "fronted Marky Ramones' Blitzkrieg band, replacing Michale Graves for a 2010 European tour." Now, Argiro's bringing some indie rock to the 954 and 305 with his band, Marco With Love.
Orbweaver. With Ancestor, Koroidia, Tetragrammaton, and Human Fluid Rot. Saturday, September 6, 9 p.m. Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-757-1807; churchillspub.com. $5. Experience Orbweaver's Strange Transmissions From the Neuralnomicon at Churchill's with fellow rockers Ancestor, Koroidia, Tetragrammaton, and Human Fluid Rot.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Robby Hunter Band. Saturday, September 6, 11 p.m. Will Call, 700 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-577-5900; willcallmiami.com. Free. Join the Robby Hunter Band's "Bull Ride" of soulful indie rock at Will Call.
Hunters of the Alps. With My Deer, Bluejay, Duke Skywalker, Shanghai Meow, and Mr. Jolt. Saturday, September 6, 10 p.m. The Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami; 305-576-9577; thestagemiami.com. $10. Dive into the "moody, electro body moving, dark rock pop" of Hunters of the Alps with My Deer, Bluejay, Duke Skywalker, Shanghai Meow, and Mr. Jolt at the Stage.
Average Joe Art Sale: Back-to-School Edition. With Cog Nomen. Sunday, September 7, 3 to 8 p.m. Yo Space, 294 NE 62nd St., Miami. Free. Get your hands on a unique piece of local art and maybe even find some "Hidden Structures" along the way, like the "electro-pop, ambient rock-scapes" of Cog Nomen.
Black Cobra. With Lo-Pan, Shitstorm, Holly Hunt, and Eel. Sunday, September 7, 7 p.m. Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami; 786-752-6693; grampsbar.com. $5. Ages 21 and up. Mosh the night away to the "punk/hardcore-fueled sludge metal" of San Fran's Black Cobra at Gramps.
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