Grab a feathered friend and do the turkey wobble!
Not only is it Hump Day -- it's Thanksgiving Eve. That means that in less than 24 hours, you'll be home free, stuffing your face with gravy.
But before you do, check out the six best club parties going down in the 305 this week, from Danny Howells at the Pickle to Lupe Fiasco at LIV.
See also: Miami's Best Thanksgiving 2014 Parties
Thanksgiving Eve Special. With Danny Howells. Presented by SAFE. Wednesday, November 26, 10 p.m. The Electric Pickle, 2826 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-456-5613; electricpicklemiami.com. Tickets cost $17.35 plus fees via residentadvisor.net. Because it just isn't Turkey Day without a six-hour "deep-sexy-futuristic-tech-funk-house" set from Danny Howells at the Pickle.
See also: Miami's Five Best Concerts This Week
Pop That Turkey. With Ape Drums, Craze, and 12th Planet. Hosted by Pepe Billete. Wednesday, November 26, 11 p.m. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Tickets cost $20 to $25 plus fees via ticketfly.com. Ages 18 and up. Pop that turkey and twerk your ass off with el ratchetero de Miami, Pepe Billete, 12th Planet, and the Slow Roast rec bros.
X Tour. With Dyro, Bassjackers, and Kenneth G. Wednesday, November 26, 11 p.m. Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets and VIP table packages cost $30 to $3,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Enter the X Tour and party off the "Grid" with Dyro and the Bassjackers at Mansion.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Baked. Thanksgiving Eve with Just Blaze, Maure, Mike Russ, and Fuego Beatz. Wednesday, November 26, 11 p.m. Wall Lounge, 2201 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-938-3131; wallmiami.com. Tickets cost $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Get Baked for Thanksgiving as Just Blaze and his party crew take you "Higher" at Wall.
Lupe Fiasco. With Nikki Jean and Double O (DJ set). Friday, November 28, 11 p.m. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Watch Chi-Town rapper Lupe Fiasco "Deliver" his dope beats at LIV.
Danny Tenaglia. In the terrace with Patrick M. Saturday, November 29, 10 p.m. Space, 34 NE 11th St., Miami; 305-375-0001; clubspace.com. Tickets and VIP table packages cost $20 to $800 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Trying to figure out how you're gonna burn all those Turkey Day calories you consumed over the weekend? "Music Is the Answer."
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