There are many questions we ask ourselves...
"Do I go out tonight?" should never be one of them. Especially when you live in the party mecca of the South.
And if that doesn't convince you, just check out the six best club parties this week, from DJ Sneak and Jesse Perez at Treehouse to Nicole Moudaber at Trade and Benny Benassi at LIV.
See also: Miami's Five Best Concerts This Week
DJ Sneak. With Jesse Perez and Livio & Roby. Presented by Cultivate. Thursday, November 13, 11 p.m. Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach; 305-614-4478; treehousemiami.com. Tickets cost $10 to $15 plus fees via residentadvisor.net. Perfect those Kama Sucia (The Art of Slangin' D) skills and get the gangsta house party started with Jesse Perez, DJ Sneak, and Livio & Roby at Treehouse.
Way Up! With Silent Addy, Dr. Esan, DJ Gravy, and Keemcentrix. Hosted by Scotch Bonnet. Thursday, November 13, 10 p.m. The Garret at Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Free. Ages 21 and up. Pon di river and go Way Up! with non-stop dancehall, reggae, hip-hop, and soca from Silent Addy, Dr. Esan, and the rest of the party animals at the Garret at Grand Central.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Bingo Players. With Mednas. Presented by Just Dance. Thursday, November 13, 11 p.m. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Maarten Hoogstraten's gonna "Knock You Out" with a mega dose of "electro house" beats ... Bingo Players style.
Nicole Moudaber. With Joel Mull. Presented by Link/Miami Rebels. Friday, November 14, 11 p.m. Trade, 1439 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; trademia.com. Tickets cost $20 to $25 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Watch Nicole Moudaber reign over SoBe as the Queen of Techno takes over the dance floor at Trade.
ASTR. With JBZ and Dude Skywalker. Saturday, November 15, 10 p.m. Bardot, 3456 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-576-7750; bardotmiami.com. Tickets cost $20 plus fees via showclix.com. Ages 21 and up. Take a trip to "Blue Hawaii" without leaving the 305 with New York's ASTR at Bardot.
Benny Benassi. With Mednas. Saturday, November 15, 11 p.m. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $60 to $90 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. We're all just a bunch of Danceaholics. So get loose and party with Benny Benassi as he "Bring[s] the Noise" and drops the bass at LIV.
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