Pop the Dom. Buss that wallet open. Hit the ATM. Repeat.
If you've never done Memorial Day in Miami, here is a warning: It's going to get expensive. The bottles aren't cheap. And neither are the hookups. But if you wanna party (or you know, remember the men and women who died while serving in the United States Armed Forces) like a boss, you can't be counting dollar bills.
Go raid the bank, rent a 'Rari, and -- to quote veteran baller -- Young Jeezy, "kill the club."
See also:
-Miami's Memorial Day Weekend 2013 Party Guide
-Best of the Best 2013 Festival Guide, From Beenie Man to Beres Hammond
-Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Six Best EDM Parties on South Beach
-Six Best Strip Club Parties for Memorial Day Weekend 2013 in Miami
Trinidad James and DJ Khaled. Presented by Young Chow and Stay In Ya Lane. Thursday, May 23, 11 p.m., Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-532-2667; cameomiami.com. Tickets cost $35 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Wear your "All Gold Everything" and start screaming, "We the Best!," 'cause Mr. Trinidad and Khaled are gonna be straight flexin' on SoBe. P.S. "Female$ Allowed."
Birdman and Rick Ross. As part of The H mixtape release party. Thursday, May 23, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave. Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. The Five-Star Stunna and The Bawse are back together again! It's been four years since Birdman and Rick Ross recorded their so-called "lost tape." And this Thursday, they droppin' The H on South Beach.