Holy Ship!!! 2014 Announces Dates, New Vessel, Departing From Port of Miami

Holy Effing Ship!!!

Those three exclamation points signify three years for electronic dance music's raddest four-day party cruise. (It ain't just bad grammar or Internet-y hyperbole.)

Coincidentally, though, we're exactly that beat-freaking excited about the 2014 edition of Hard Events' EDM humpfest at sea. Especially since it's finally floating outta Miami.

UPDATE Holy Ship!!! 2014 has just announced its 45-act lineup, including Skrillex, Duck Sauce, Diplo, and 43 others.

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-Hard Miami 2013, Day Two: Boys Noize and Skream Surprise Sets, Grand Central Gets Destructo-ed

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For the last two years, Holy Ship has sailed from Fort Lauderdale's Port Everglades.

But for 2014, this annual uhntz-uhntz-ing trip upon the high seas will cruise off toward the Caribbean from the Port of Miami on January 9 before humping back to the MIA's shores on the following Monday after 72 hours on the open ocean.

Another exciting tidbit: The 2014 cruise will be goin' down aboard an entirely new vessel, the MSC Divina.

"Named," according to Holy Ship!!!'s official hype, "to honor Italian actress Sophia Loren," she is a Fantasia-class luxury cruise ship that's tricked out with a "Broadway-size theatre and real stone piazza" and "Swarovski crystal staircases and [an] expansive pool deck" and even a retro '80s sci-fi discotheque.

In other words ... Holy Effing Ship!!!

Holy Ship!!! 2014. Thursday, January 9, to Sunday, January 12, 2014. MSC Divina, boarding at Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. Visit

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