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Happy Hump Day! Ten Habit-Forming Songs About Humping

Why is Wednesday known all across the world as Hump Day?

Well, the phoney-boloney, PG explanation is that Wednesday's middle-of-the-week placement makes it something like a fleshy protuberance on the back of an animal, perhaps a camel or a church bell-ringing hunchback. You've made your climb through Monday and Tuesday and now it's time to slide down Thursday and Friday to the weekend.

Buncha B.S., no? The real reason for the Hump Day concept is because (due to the drudgeries of both unemployment and, uh, employment) people need a reason to live. You know, like sex.



Keep going, little guy! You're bound to get laid eventually. Just look to these ten songs about humping for inspiration, motivation, and stimulation.

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