On my secondFantasy Local Covers List for 2011
, I kinda challenged the gals and dude ofShroud Eater
to come through with a cover ofany
Justin Bieber track.
It was originally done as a shits-and-giggles kind of thing, but these heshers actually agreed!
So just to see what else I can bully those Eaters into recording, I bring you a coupling of our local metal's prettiest creatures paired with the handsomest man in music, Lemmy Kilmister!
And this ain't no "Ace of Spades" shit either. These are doable! De pinga!
4. Hawkwind's "Silver Machine"
Now, only because I've seen the Snaggletooth pointed my way with mentions of Bieber fever by these evil gals, I challenge them to add arpeggios where they don't belong! But keep it Canadian polite... It's for the tweens after all.
3. Motörhead's "Motörhead"
I'd be remiss if I didn't actually come forward and say that the version of the previous tune that I really, really like is the Hawkwind one. Maybe these gals and guy can hire a wind/string section to take this aging punk rocker into that good night.
2. Hawkwind's "Motörhead"
And let's not kid ourselves here ... I'm about to pull the reverse groupie here, because the last fantasy cover request is gonna be the obvious one. While most of you peckerheads like your metal in Kabuki makeup and spiky leather arm bands, I like mine with pretty gals and the promise of an orgasm.
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1. Motörhead's "Orgasmatron"
Rage against the dying of the light!