"What is 11?"
That's the mysterious tagline for a new club that's apparently set to take over the old Goldrush nudie bar property at NE 29 NE 11th Street (just across the street from Space) in Downtown Miami.
It seems (based on the official trailer) that this new nightspot will be the kinda place where the DJ decks are gonna be made of lady slaves in dog collars and the VIP floor's gonna be littered with topless party girls rocking headphones ... But is E11even Miami going to be a strip club?
See also: E11even Miami Owner Dennis DeGori: "There Will Be Topless and Nude Entertainment"
Billed in the trailer as "a unique nightlife experience" (and, umm, confusingly described as "exactly what you think it is"), the club's promo campaign is pushing a whole Cirque-du-Soleil-gone-S&M-gone-EDM vibe.
There are lithe females in blindfolds and leather shorts dominating bound business men. And acrobatic babes who can't reach their martinis while dangling from aerial rings. And sexy blondes in thongs, garters, and fishnet body stockings, just writhing on the furniture.
See also: E11even Miami, New 24-Hour Club, Owned by "Miami/Las Vegas/Chicago" Strip Club Magnate
According to the club's website, Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube, as well as a back-cover ad in this week's edition of Miami New Times, E11even will be "opening in January 2014." But there aren't too many other concrete details about exactly "What is 11?"
If, though, you already wanna be part of this "unique nightlife experience," go "get on the list" (i.e. sign up for the newsletter) or start rehearsing for the "casting call" (i.e. job fair):
OPPORTUNITIESmultilingual managers • sous chefs with culinary skills • contortionists
female only drummers, percussion and club beats preferred
beautiful entertainers • runway models • acrobats
tall handsome doormen with a sense of humor • waitresses
sommeliers knowledgeable in the ways of the force
social media mavens that enjoy taking selfies
anyone with exceptional social skills who enjoys the nightlife
and daylife as much as we do.
Oh, and the club's apparently also seeking masseuses?
Sooo ... Maybe not "exactly what you think it is."
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